“The Man in the Theatre”
A man was sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater… When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient, “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager!” Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher… He turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. A few moments later, both the usher and…
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