Sure hope you like this one.
A cowboy walks into a coffee shop, with a shotgun in one hand, and a bucket of horse manure in the other…
He says to the waiter, “I’ll have a coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, coming right up.”
He gets the cowboy a tall mug of coffee.
The cowboy drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, and then walks out.
Four days later the cowboy returns…
He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “I’ll have a coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa cowboy we’re still cleaning up from the last time you were in here… “
“What the heck was that all about anyway?”
The cowboy says, “I’m train’in for an Executive Management job… “
“Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for a few days.”