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“Free Beer At The Bar”

Free Beer at the Bar

Well folks, here’s another bar story !

A man goes into a bar, and has a couple of beers…

Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.

“But I paid already, don’t you remember?” says the customer.

“Okay” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”

The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.

The second man then rushes into the bar orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt…

The barkeep replies, “If you say you paid I’ll take your word for it.”

Soon the customer goes into the street and sees an old friend and tells him how to get free drinks…

The man hurries into the bar, and orders a beer.

Suddenly the bartender leans over to him and says “You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight… “

“Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did… “

“The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose!”

The final patron responds, “Don’t bother me with your troubles… “

“Just give me my change.”


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