“Coming To America”
Welcome back joke lovers !
Here goes another one.
Three men are trying to enter America for the first time
and are coming from Germany, China, and the Dominican Republic.
They are told that they can become a citizen if they use the words green, pink and yellow in a sentence.
The German is up first. He says “I love looking at pink and yellow flowers in the green grass it looks beautiful.”
His sentence was good enough and he was given citizenship.
The Chinese man is up next and says “I love looking at all your green money, mine was weird, pink and yellow.”
He gets in too.
Now time for the Dominican.
He thinks long and hard and he finally says.
“When the phone grins, I pink it up and say yellow!”
