A Husband and Wife are at Custody court.
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife.
Judge asks: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?”
Ex wife answers: “I brought him
into this world so I should have custody of him.”
Judge says: “that is a simple yet good reason.”
Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband.
Judge asks: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child sir.”
The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence. He replies – “if I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines.”