“A Walk Through The Forest”
Here’s a goodie called, A Walk Through The Forest.
Three men and their wives were walking through a Forrest late at night.
All of the sudden a large cat crosses their path.
Not knowing what to do, the 6 of them stop.
The first mans wife pipes up and says “don’t worry
honey, I have to fight off cougars all the time when they try to hit on you at the bar.
I got this.
The mans wife approaches the cougar and scares it off, sending it running into the forest.
Now the 6 of them continue to walk again.
All of the sudden, a pack of wolves cross their path.
Not knowing what to do, the 6 of them stop yet again.
The second mans wife pipes up and says “don’t worry honey, I have to keep the bitches away from you all the time when we go out to the clubs.
I got this.
The second mans wife approaches the pack of wolves and beats them off with a stick, sending them running into the forest.
The 6 of them continue on their walk.
All of the sudden, a massive herd of roosters cross their path.
Not knowing what to do, the 6 of them stop again.
The third man looks at his wife wide eyed and snaps at her and says,
You better not say a damn thing!
