Fishing or Sex?
Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place.
The first guy says:
“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
The second guy says:
“That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”
The third guy says:
“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue to fish then realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So, they asked him:
“What did you have to do to be able to come fishing? What’s the deal?”
The fourth guy says:
“Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, ‘Fishing or Sex?’ . And she said,
‘Don’t forget to wear a sweater.’