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“Fishing or Sex?”

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Fishing or Sex?

Four married guys go fishing.

After an hour, the following conversation took place.

 

The first guy says: 

“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.

I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

The second guy says: 

“That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

The third guy says: 

“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish then realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. 

So, they asked him: 

“What did you have to do to be able to come fishing? What’s the deal?”

The fourth guy says: 

“Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.

When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, ‘Fishing or Sex?’ . And she said, 

‘Don’t forget to wear a sweater.’

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