“Mrs. Smith’s Test Results”
Welcome back Jokesters!
Here’s a quickie.
Mr. Smith went to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results…
The receptionist told him, “I’m sorry sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem.”
“When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s.”
“Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith asked, “What do you mean?”
The receptionist replied, “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease, and the other for AIDS… “
“We can’t tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith exclaimed, “That’s terrible! Can we do the test over?”
The receptionist replied, “Normally, yes… “
“But you have an HMO, and they won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now” asked Mr. Smith.
The receptionist replied, “The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town.”
“If she finds her way home… “
“don’t sleep with her.”
