There was a tour bus in Egypt that stops in the middle of the town square…
The tourists are all shopping at the local small stands surrounding this square.
One tourist looks at his watch, but it was broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatting down next to his camel…
“What time is it, sir?” he asks.
The local man reaches out, and softly cups the camel’s genitals in his hand, then raises them up and down.
“It’s about 2:00,” he says.
The tourist can’t believe what he just saw the man do.
He runs back to the bus, and sure enough it’s 2:00.
He rushes back, and tells a few of the fellow tourists, “That man can tell the time by the weight of the camel’s genitals!”
One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time…
the same thing happens again!
Finally, the bus driver wants to know how he does it!
He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel’s genitals.
The local man tell the bus driver, “Sit down here and grab the camel’s genitals… “
“Now, lift them up in the air… “
“Ok, now… “
“look underneath them to the other side of the courtyard where that clock is hanging on the wall.”