“Three Minute Eggs”
Three Minute Eggs.
My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in…
… preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me right now! Right here!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to loose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but still a little puzzled, I asked, “What the heck was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken”
