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Three Minute Eggs

Three Minute Eggs.

My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in…

… preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.


As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me right now! Right here!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to loose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but still a little puzzled, I asked, “What the heck was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken”

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