A man was attending a large convention in Miami…
On this particular trip, he decided to bring his wife. After they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man told his wife… “You rest here while I register – I’ll be back within an hour.”
So, his wife lies down on the bed… Just then, a train passes by and shakes the room so hard, she’s thrown out of the bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more… Again, a train shakes the room so violently, she’s pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager. The manager tells her he’ll be right up… The manager is naturally skeptical, but the wife insists the story is true. “Look, lie here on the bed – you’ll be thrown right to the floor!” she tells the manager.
So, he lies down next to the wife…
Just then the husband walks in. “What are you doing here?” the husband shouts at the manager.
The manager replies… “Would you believe I’m waiting for a train?”