“Saint Peter and the Chicken”
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Here’s another funny story.
Bob came home drunk as a skunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep sleep.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates where Saint Peter said, “You died in your sleep Bob.”
Bob was stunned, “I’m dead? No I can’t be, I’ve got too much to live for!”
“Send me back!”
Saint Peter said, “I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.”
Bob was devastated but begged Saint Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past and said “So you’re the new hen, huh?
How’s your first day here?”
“Not bad” replied Bob the hen “But I have this strange feeling inside.”
“Like I’m gonna explode!”
“You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?”
“Never!” said Bob.
“Well, just relax and let it happen” says the rooster “It’s no big deal.”
Bob did and a few uncomfortable seconds later out popped an egg!
Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood!
He soon laid another egg and his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell “Bob, wake up! “
“You done shit the bed!”
