One day a man walks into a bar, and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano.
Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person.
The bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man then dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation, the man wished for a million bucks, but instead got 1 million Ducks that instantly appeared.
Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed –
I think your genie is hard of hearing, as I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks.
The bartender shook his head and replied, You’re telling me? – Do you really think I asked for an 11 inch pianist?