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“Genie in a Bar”

Genie in a Bar

One day a man walks into a bar, and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano.

Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person.

The bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man then dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation, the man wished for a million bucks, but instead got 1 million Ducks that instantly appeared.

Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed –

I think your genie is hard of hearing, as I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks.

The bartender shook his head and replied, You’re telling me? – Do you really think I asked for an 11 inch pianist?

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