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“A Hillbilly Gives The Hind Lick Maneuver”

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Here’s a knee slapper of a story!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says “Kin ya swallar?”

The woman shakes her head, no.

Then he asks “Kin ya breathe?”

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, no.

Then the hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right ass cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says “Ya know, I’d herd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.”

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