“Little Johnny’s Plane Ride”
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Little Johnny was seated next to a stranger on a plane…
The stranger turned to him and said, “Let’s talk… “
“I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and asked the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know” answered the stranger, “How about nuclear power?”
“That could be an interesting topic,” replied Johnny, “but let me ask you a question first… “
“A horse a cow and a deer all eat grass.”
“Yet a deer poops little pellets while a cow poops out a flat patty, and a horse poops out clumps of dried grass.”
“Why do you suppose that is?”
“Jeez” said the stranger “I have no idea.”
“Well then” said Little Johnny…
“How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power… “
“when you don’t even know shit.”
