“A Bus at the Pearly Gates”
A bus full of ugly people drives off a cliff. They all make it to Heaven. When they get there, God makes them all form a single-file line before the pearly gates, and explains to them that as you enter paradise, you can make one wish, so long as it’s not to come back to life or anything that interferes with the world of the living. The first person in line, an overweight woman with bad skin, steps up to the gate. When God asks her what her wish is,…
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