“The Airplane Bathroom”

Well, here’s another Jokie Dokie funny short story for you.

A man while on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom…

He headed over to the men’s room nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft.

Each time he tried the door it was occupied.

A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him “I’ll let you use the ladies’ room but on one condition – don’t touch the buttons on the wall!”

As the man breathed a sigh of relief while sitting on the toilet his attention drifted to the buttons on the wall.

The buttons were marked “WW”, “WA”, “PP” and “ATR”.

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says…

the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked “WW” and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.

He thought “Wow, this is strangely pleasant, women really have it made!”

Still curious he pressed the button marked “WA” and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his butt.

“This is amazing!” he thought, “Men’s rooms have nothing like this!”

He then pressed the button marked “PP”, which yielded a large powder puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.

Well naturally he couldn’t resist the last button marked “ATR”…

Then everything went black!

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.

When she appeared, he cried out, “What happened to me?… “

“The last thing I remember I was in the ladies’ room on a plane!”

The nurse replied “Yes, I’m sure you were having a great time until you pressed the “ATR” button.”

“What does “ATR” stand for?” asked the man.

The nurse replied…

“Automatic Tampon Remover.”