Escaped ConvictThe Joys of Jokes 

“The Escaped Convict”

Escaped Convict

An escaped prisoner.

A man escapes from a prison where he had been for 15 years.

He breaks into our house to look for money and guns and finds us, a young couple in bed.


He orders my husband out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying me to the bed, he gets on top of me, kisses my neck and whispers, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he was gone, my husband told me, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes!

He probably spent lots of time in jail and has not seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants you, don’t complain, don’t resist, and do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he disgusts you.

This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he would kill us.

Be strong honey. I love you. “

I then told my husband, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline.

I told him, it is in the bathroom.

Be strong honey I love you too!”

Related posts