Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited.
Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend said Fred.
We went to this dude’s house and the guy had toilets made of pure
No way said Joe in disbelief.
Yes way, insists Fred, Come with me and check it out for yourself if you don’t believe me.
Twenty minutes later they’re ringing the doorbell at the place.
A middle-aged lady opens the door and Fred eagerly asks her, “Hi! I’m sorry to bother you but there was a party at your house yesterday and my friend doesn’t believe that you have toilet bowls of pure gold!”
The lady looks at him for a moment, and then yells into the inside of the house, “Roger, the pig that crapped in your trombone is here!”