“The Super Market Chicken Breasts”
Welcome back Jokesters! Here’s a quickie for ya …
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
Bob intended to stock up so he headed down to the store.
When he arrived however, he was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry so he complained to the female butcher.
“Don’t worry,” she said “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”
Several aisles later he heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the public address system…
“Will the gentleman who wanted to see some bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”
Even though Bob left his shopping cart in the canned foods aisle and went directly to the back of the store…
there were already twelve men ahead of him in line.
