A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet one afternoon.
His mother thought that he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up.
The little boy was sitting on the toilet reading a book.
But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand, and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for quite a while now.
Billy says, I’m fine Mommy…i just haven’t gone doody yet.
His mother says, Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes.
But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head ?
Billy says, well it Works for ketchup !