“The Zoo Gorilla”
A Zoo Gorilla.
A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens.
It was the only gorilla at the zoo, since they are not very profitable and could not afford to have too many animals.
However, the gorilla was their most popular attraction by far, and they couldn’t afford to go a day without it.
So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage.
So, to get paid an extra 100 dollars a day, he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.
Quickly, the new gorilla becomes the most popular craze at the zoo.
People from all over are coming to see the Human-like gorilla.
About a month in, the craze has started to wear off.
So, to get the peoples attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him.
A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and in terror.
Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lion’s den.
The man starts screaming “HELP!! HELP!!!”
Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, Shut the hell up right now, or you’re going to get us BOTH fired !
