“Three Women From Wales”
The other night I overheard three very fat women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish so I approached them and asked
“Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched: “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!”
So I apologized and replied: “I am so sorry.
Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing I remember.