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“The Strange Traffic Stop”

The Traffic Stop

Welcome back folks !

Here’s a strange story for you.

The Strange Traffic Stop.

A man is pulled over by a police officer.  

The policeman approaches the driver’s door.

“Is there a problem Officer?”

The officer says “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your drivers license please?”

The driver responds “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”

“You don’t have one said the officer.

The man responds “I lost it four times for drunk driving.”

The officer is shocked.

“I see.

Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”

“I’m sorry I can’t do that” said the driver.

The officer says “Why not?”

“I stole this car.”

The officer says, “Stole it?”

The man says “Yes, and I killed the owner.”

At this point the officer is getting irate. “You what?!”

“She’s in the trunk if you want to see.”

The officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his own car and calls for back up.

Within minutes five police cars show up surrounding the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

The senior officer says “Sir could you step out of your vehicle please?”

The man steps out of his vehicle. “Is there a problem, sir?”

“One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”

“Murdered the owner?” says the driver.

The officer responds “Yes could you please open the trunk of your car please?”

The man opens the trunk but there is nothing there.

The officer says “Is this your car sir?”

The man says “Yes” and hands over the registration papers.

The officer is understandably quite stunned.

“One of my officers claims that you do not have a drivers license.”

The man digs through his pockets, pulls out a wallet and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens the wallet and examines the license.

He looks quite puzzled.

“Thank you sir.

One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”

The man replies “I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding too!”

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