“Two Bored Flies”
Two male flies were buzzing around a barn one Saturday night.
They were starting to get bored, when one of them suggested cruising for good-looking females.
The other fly replied “I think that’s a great idea!”
One of them spotted a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow poop, so he dove down toward her.
“Pardon me,” he asks, turning on his best charm, “but stool taken?”
