Full List of Jokes ( Written Version )

Escaped Convict

“The Escaped Convict”

An escaped prisoner. A man escapes from a prison where he had been for 15 years. He breaks into our house to look for money…

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Post Offices

“The Post Office Lends a Hand”

The Post Office Lends a Hand. There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with…

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Ford F-150 Pickup Truck

“The F-150 Pickup Truck”

  A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F 150. His parents look at the truck and ask where did you…

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A Questionable Bowl of Chili

“A Questionable Bowl of Chili”

The Questionable Bowl of Chili. A man walks into a diner during a terrible blizzard, but only has enough money to order a cup of…

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A Farmer's Cow

“A Farmer and His Cow Have an Accident”

Here's a farmer story. An old farmer had a car accident... In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning the farmer. The lawyer asked, "Didn’t…

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Man Crying Photo

“20 Years of Marriage”

It is the middle of the night and Laura wakes up to find that her husband is out of bed... She dresses in her robe…

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The Cow From Minsk

“The Cow From Minsk”

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk... The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow…

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The Theater

“The Man in the Theatre”

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater... When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man,…

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The Car Accident and Wine

“The Car Accident and a Bottle of Wine”

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident... it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither…

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Satin and Hell

“Satin and the Three Rooms”

Welcome back ! Hope you like this story !  A guy dies, goes to hell and meets Satan... Satan says to the man, "Nowadays, people…

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The Pope and the Rabbi

“The Pope and the Rabbi”

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy... There was a huge outcry from the…

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A Cowboy Walks into a Coffee Shop

“A Cowboy Walks Into a Coffee Shop”

Sure hope you like this one. A cowboy walks into a coffee shop, with a shotgun in one hand, and a bucket of horse manure…

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A Glass of Water Ends an Argument

“A Glass of Water Ends an Argument”

A man is having marital problems, so he decides to see a therapist. The man says, "I don't know what to do, every day my…

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A Hotel and a Train

“A Wife, a Hotel and a Train”

A man was attending a large convention in Miami... On this particular trip, he decided to bring his wife. After they arrived at their hotel…

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The Pearly Gates

“Three Men at the Pearly Gates”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie! How's this one. Three men were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates... "In honor of this holy season"…

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Airplane Travel

“Little Johnny’s Plane Ride”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie! Try this one on for size. Little Johnny was seated next to a stranger on a plane... The stranger turned…

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Texting

“A Husband Texts His Wife”

A husband texts his wife from the office,." Hey Hon! Can you please throw my dirty clothes in the laundry?" Several minutes passed and there…

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Three Women

“Three Women From Wales”

The other night I overheard three very fat women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish so I approached them and asked "Hello, are you…

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Saint Peter and the Chicken

“Saint Peter and the Chicken”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie™ folks ! Here's another funny story. Bob came home drunk as a skunk one night, slid into bed beside his…

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"A Boy Wants To Drive His Dad's Car"

“A Boy Wants To Drive His Dad’s Car”

Welcome back jokesters ! Here's a story we can relate to. A teenage boy had just passed his driving test, and asked his Dad if…

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The Facelift

“A Butt of a Face !”

Welcome back jokesters! You'll love this story! A married couple was in a terrible accident, where the man's face was severely burned... The doctor told…

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The Toothbrush Salesman

“The Toothbrush Salesman”

Here's a story about a Toothbrush Salesman. A guy loses his job and is really down on his luck. He searches everywhere but can't seem…

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A Man Walks into a Bar

Another – “A Man Walks Into a Bar” Joke

Here's another A Man walks into a bar joke! A man is about to walk into a bar, known for having lots of beautiful women,…

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A Blind Horse

“A Rich Man Buys a Horse”

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift, when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse... He told…

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Custody and a Coke

“Custody and a Coke”

How can you complain with this logic ? An ex husband an ex wife are in court fighting in a bitter custody battle over their…

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Helpful Hillbilly

“A Hillbilly Gives The Hind Lick Maneuver”

Welcome back ! Here's a knee slapper of a story! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about…

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A Boy's Parrot

“A Boy’s Parrot”

Welcome back ! Here's a really foul story! Get it? Foul. A boy gets a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was constantly swearing and…

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Baseball In Heaven

“Baseball In Heaven”

Two old men, Bob and Jack, were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons and talking about baseball. Bob turned to Jack and asked…

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The Bishop's Shoes

“A Nun Gets up on the Wrong Side of the Bed”

A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk... She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s…

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Playing Golf

“One Hole Behind In Golf”

Hey Jokesters, here's a golf joke you can share. A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up…

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The Shoplifter

“The Shoplifter”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie! Here's today's funny funny fun. A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket... She gave everyone…

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A Window Seat

“Barfing on a Plane”

A man was sitting in a window seat, on a plane going to New York. Just before takeoff, a large businessman wearing a beautiful designer…

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“Jesus, Satan and Computers”

Welcome back Jokesters! Here's today's story. Jesus, Satan and Computers. Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.…

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Two Bored Flies

“Two Bored Flies”

Two male flies were buzzing around a barn one Saturday night. They were starting to get bored, when one of them suggested cruising for good-looking…

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I Love My Harley

“The Suspected Cheating Wife”

Are you looking for something to make you laugh? Look no further than JokieDokie.com! Here, you can find the latest jokes and funny short stories from…

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An Old Couple At Lunch

“An Old Couple At Lunch”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie folks! Here's today's funny story titled, An Old Couple at Lunch. An old man placed an order for one hamburger,…

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Coming To America

“Coming To America”

Welcome back joke lovers ! Here goes another one. Three men are trying to enter America for the first time and are coming from Germany,…

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Old Man Crossing The Street

“Crossing The Street”

Welcome back folks ! Here's another gem! Two women are standing on a street corner waiting for the light to change.   They see a…

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Flipping The Bird

“Flipping The Bird”

The other day, I was on my way home from work, when the strangest thing happened...  If that wasn’t bad enough, the poor creature got…

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A Really Deep Hole

“A Really Deep Hole”

Two guys are walking through the woods one day, when they stumble across a big deep hole... The first guy peers into it and says,…

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Grandpa and the IRS

“Grandpa and the IRS”

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.…

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A Sailor and a Harmonica

“A Sailor and a Harmonica”

Are you looking for something to make you laugh? Look no further than JokieDokie.com! Here, you can find the latest jokes and funny short stories from…

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Dating Apps

“The Dating App”

Are you looking for something to make you laugh? Look no further than JokieDokie.com! Here, you can find the latest jokes and funny short stories from…

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Desert Island

“Couple Stranded on a Desert Island”

Are you looking for something to make you laugh? Look no further than JokieDokie.com! Here, you can find the latest jokes and funny short stories from…

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The Traffic Stop

“The Strange Traffic Stop”

Welcome back folks ! Here's a strange story for you. The Strange Traffic Stop. A man is pulled over by a police officer.   The policeman…

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Two Brothers

“A Saint of a Brother”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie! This episode is called, A Saint of a Brother. There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their…

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Free Beer at the Bar

“Free Beer At The Bar”

Well folks, here's another bar story ! A man goes into a bar, and has a couple of beers... Once he is done the bartender…

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The Airplane Bathroom

“The Airplane Bathroom”

Well, here's another Jokie Dokie funny short story for you. A man while on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need…

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Chicken Breasts

“The Super Market Chicken Breasts”

Welcome back Jokesters! Here's a quickie for ya ... The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts... Bob intended to stock up so he…

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The Traffic Stop

“The Curious Traffic Stop”

Here's another traffic stop short story. A man was on his way home from a party when he was pulled over by a police officer...…

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Mrs. Smith's Test Results

“Mrs. Smith’s Test Results”

Welcome back Jokesters! Here's a quickie. Mr. Smith went to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results... The receptionist told him, "I'm sorry…

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"David and the Bartender"

“David and the Bartender”

Welcome back! Here's a good one - One Friday night, Patrick went up to his friend David and said, "David, I need a favor... "…

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The Doctor and the Mechanic.

“The Doctor and the Mechanic”

Welcome back Jokesters ! This one is called - The Doctor and the Mechanic. A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of…

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The Outhouse

“The Forest Outhouse”

Welcome back folks ! Hope you like this one called, A forest Outhouse. The forest animals decided that they didn’t like stepping on shit every…

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A Young Couple

“A Young Couple Gets Pregnant”

A young blonde woman had been married for about a year, when one day, she came running up to her husband jumping for joy... Not…

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Time Telling Camel

“The Time Telling Camel”

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stops in the middle of the town square... The tourists are all shopping at the local small…

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Getting Pulled Over

“The Cross Country Trip”

An elderly couple were driving across the country... The woman was driving, when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma’am,…

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The Fishing Story

“A Man Goes Fishing With The Boys”

A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his…

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Nuns Shopping

“Two Nuns Go Shopping”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie! Today's story is about two Nuns shopping. While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the…

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Three Men and a Genie

“Three Men and a Genie”

  Three Men and a Genie. Three friends are stranded on a small island. After a few weeks with no hope of rescue, they come…

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Jokie Dokie - Mr. Johnson and the Fisherman

“Mr. Johnson and the Fisherman”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie! A short story about Mr Johnson. After retiring, Mr Johnson moved into a condo near the ocean. Every morning while…

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The Bunny and the Snake - Jokie Dokie

“The Bunny and the Snake”

Thanks for coming back to Jokie Dokie for your daily dose of laughs! Today's short story is called, The Bunny and the Snake. Once upon…

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The Parking Ticket - Jokie Dokie

“The Parking Ticket”

Welcome back to Jokie Dokie! The title of this story is, The Parking Ticket. I went to Walmart today, and I was there for literally…

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A Walk Through The Forrest

“A Walk Through The Forest”

Here's a goodie called, A Walk Through The Forest. Three men and their wives were walking through a Forrest late at night. All of the…

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A Questionable Bowl of Chili

“The Questionable Bowl of Chili”

The Questionable Bowl of Chili. A man walks into a diner during a terrible blizzard, but only has enough money to order a cup of…

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My Wife Is Missing

“My Wife Is Missing”

Here's a conversation between a police officer and a man who's wife is missing. Man says, Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday…

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The Airbus A-380 & Fighter Jet

The Airbus A-380 & Fighter Jet

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears.…

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The Crass Doctor

“The Crass Doctor”

Are you looking for something to make you laugh? Look no further than JokieDokie.com!  Here, you can find the latest jokes and funny short stories from…

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Frisky Sunday Morning

“A Frisky Sunday Morning”

Are you looking for something to make you laugh? Look no further than JokieDokie.com!  Here, you can find the latest jokes and funny short stories from…

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The Hitchhiker

“The Ghost and The Hitchhiker”

A modern day ghost story. Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a…

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Married In Heaven ?

“Married In Heaven ?”

Married in Heaven ? A couple was going to get married, but unfortunately they had a car crash and died. Before the gates of St…

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Irish Lobsters

“Irish Lobsters”

  Irish Lobsters. The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Dublin Ireland man answered his door to find a grim-faced Constable…

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The Aquarium

“The Aquarium”

The Aquarium. So this guy who works in an aquarium gets summoned by his boss, who says to him: "I just walked by the dolphin…

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The Dentist and the Bugatti

“The Dentist and the Bugatti”

The Dentist and the Bugatti. A dentist goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Bugatti Chiron. It is also…

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The Cruise Ship Parrot

“The Cruise Ship Parrot”

  The Cruise Ship Parrot. A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship. The pay is good, the accommodation…

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Inflation Is So Bad

“Inflation Is So Bad …”

Inflation in the US is so bad ... - My friend received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. - CEO's are now playing miniature…

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The Gas Station Job

“My Summer Job”

My Summer Job. As a teenager I had a summer job pumping gas. One week an older guy drove up and said he wanted a…

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Three Minute Eggs

“Three Minute Eggs”

Three Minute Eggs. My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in... ... preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for…

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Employee Bonus

“Pay it Forward”

Pay it Forward ! The CEO of a small company offered his employees a bonus of $10,000 or to double it and pass it on…

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The Outhouse

“The Outhouse”

The Outhouse. Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"   Pa…

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Gone Fishing

“Fishing or Sex?”

Fishing or Sex? Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.   The first guy says:  "You have no idea…

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The Three Frogs

“The Three Frogs”

Three frogs exploring the forest decide to find a place to sleep since it was becoming late. One of the frogs spots a house in…

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Custody Court

“Custody Court”

A Husband and Wife are at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife.   Judge asks: “why do you think you deserve custody…

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The Pearly Gates

“A Bus at the Pearly Gates”

  A bus full of ugly people drives off a cliff. They all make it to Heaven. When they get there, God makes them all…

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Trombones

“The Golden Toilets”

  Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend said…

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The Big Flood

“The Big Flood”

The Big Flood. An old woman wakes up one morning to find her town flooding. The water has filled her first floor and is quickly…

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The Zoo Gorilla

“The Zoo Gorilla”

A Zoo Gorilla. A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It was the only gorilla at the zoo,…

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Coffin

“A Priest, a Doctor and a Lawyer”

A Priest, a Doctor and a Lawyer. A man wanted to literally die and take his money with him, so he trusted a third of…

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Kenny the Rooster

“Kenny the Rooster”

This is a story about Kenny the rooster. A couple saw an Ad for a rooster named Kenny in the paper for 100 dollars and…

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Albert Einstein

“The Wisdom of Einstein”

The Wisdom of Einstein. One day, Einstein had to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks…

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Two Old Geezers

“The Two Old Geezers”

  This is a quick story about two geezers. Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a…

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Bar Jokes

“A Guy Walks Into a Bar !”

A guy walks into a bar. A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. As he sits…

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Live, Love, Laugh

Sharing Jokes is Like Having a Treat !

Sharing jokes is like having a treat! It can make your day brighter, give you something to talk about with your friends, and even help…

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CEO

“Egon Tusk”

Egon Tusk !  Egon Tusk had just become the CEO of a large tech company. The departing CEO left him with three envelopes numbered 1,…

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The Toilet

“The Toilet”

The Toilet. A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet one afternoon. His mother thought that he has been in there too…

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Rain Dance

“We Need Rain !”

We Need Rain ! During a drought, a farmer remembers hearing about a native tribe who's rain dance is said to work every time. So…

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Genie in a Bar

“Genie in a Bar”

One day a man walks into a bar, and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned, the man asked…

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A Really Faithful Wife

“A Really Faithful Wife”

  A really Faithful Wife! On the occasion of their 50th Wedding Anniversary, a man asked his wife, "Honey, you have been with me through…

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Jokie Dokie - Cooking Steak Photo

“Cooking Steak”

Cooking steak! Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were…

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The Wine Taster

“The Wine Taster”

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him…

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The Donkey Weatherman

“The Donkey Weatherman”

This is the story about The Donkey weatherman. Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal…

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